50+ Best History Pick-Up Lines
History is not just a collection of facts, but a rich tapestry interwoven with themes of power, resilience, identity, and unity. Fellow history aficionados, let your love for the past ignite conversations, kindle connections, and who knows, maybe even set the stage for a love story that will continue to be remembered throughout history. History buffs unleash a collection of history pick-up lines that are sure to make you weak at the knees faster than you can say “Napoleon Bonaparte.”
History Pick-Up Lines
“Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.”
“I’m so glad prohibition was repealed because I’m drunk on you.”
“You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.”
“This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.”
“I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!”
“How would you feel if I reached in your pants Andrew out your Johnson?”
“You are as hot as the Great Fire of London.”
“Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!”
“Let’s be like the original 13 colonies and multiply.”
“You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, and you light up my world, girl.”
“Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.”
“Good thing I’m not a colonist, because I’d let you do intolerable acts to me.”
“We would be the most perfect union.”
“The Great Depression is anytime when you’re not around.”
“No need to wait for the succession, you’re first in line for me.”
“Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.”
“If I was a knight, would you lower your drawbridge for me?”
“You are the Rosetta Stone to my hieroglyphics.”
“If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?”
“Hey baby, I got the sword you got the sheath, how about a truce?”
“Like the French at the Bastille, I’d storm the gates for you.”
“Do you like history? Because we´re gonna make history tonight.”
“My heart burns like a witch for you.”
“Unlike the stock market, I never crash at my peak.”
“Are you the proletariat? ‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!”
“Hi, I’m babe Lincoln, and I’m about to give you the Gettysburg undress.”
“The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me… get the picture?”
“Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!”
“No one can debunk the fact that you are the center of my universe…”
“Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot!”
“Like the people to their ruler, let’s sign a social contract.”
“Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.”
“Hey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China.”
“You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.”
“Wanna to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire!”
“Are you the bourgeoisie? ‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!”
“You must be the eighth wonder of the world!”
“I’d circumnavigate the globe for you girl, but I wouldn’t die part-way through Magellan-style.”
“It’s not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.”
“Our love and the ineffective rule of the Romanov’s will change the world.”
“If you go out with me, I’ll be like Paul Revere yelling, I got a date.”
“Is your name Amundsen? Since I need you to investigate my south pole.”
“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… My face should be among them!”
“Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”
“Civil War style: C’mon, baby, let’s go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.”
“Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!”
“Yea, I’ll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.”
“Did you develop the plane? Cause you appear Wright to me.”
“I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.”
“Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I’m mean, TET Offensive?”
“Are you Jefferson Davis? ‘Cause you’re making the south rise.”
“Dr. Jonas Salk couldn’t create a vaccine to stop my love for you.”
“You remind me of Russia in 1917, I’m starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class.”
“You must be John Locke because you are the key to my conscious.”
“Ours is the Leviathan of love – all-powerful.”
“Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.”
“Our love isn’t a jealous love – I won’t go all Napoleon and blockade you from your friends.”
“Madam, it is imperative that you recognize my natural right to pursue your happiness.”
“Are you from Central America? Because I want to split you like the Panama Canal.”
“Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.”
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