75 Best “Golf” Pick-up Lines

Golf-Themed Pick-up Lines

“Are you a par 5? Because I’d love to go for the green in two.”

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“I may not be a hole-in-one, but I’d love to take you out for 18 holes.”

“Can I be your caddie? Because I’d carry your bag any day.”

“Fore-get the rest, you’re the only one for me.”

“I’d putt everything on the line to take you out.”

“Are you a sand trap? Because I’d love to get stuck with you.”

“Can I buy you a drink at the 19th hole?”

“I may not be a pro, but I’d birdie your heart.”

“Wanna play a round… of dates?”

“I may not be a Masters champion, but I’d give you my Green Jacket.”

“Are you a mulligan? Because I’d love a second chance with you.”

“Can I be your driver? Because I’ll take you for a ride.”

“I’d love to tee off with you.”

“Are you a wedge? Because I’m feeling a bit chipped.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘who can make the other smile more’?”

“I may not be Tiger Woods, but I’d love to be your woods.”

“Can I be your golf ball? Because I’d love to be your hole-in-one.”

“Are you a water hazard? Because you’re making me feel all wet.”

“I’d love to be your caddie, so I can keep a close eye on your swing.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘putt-putt’ with me?”

“I may not be a pro, but I’d give you my best pro-posal.”

“Are you a divot? Because I’d love to fill you in.”

“Can I be your golf cart? Because I’d love to take you for a ride.”

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“I’d love to be your sand trap, so you can get stuck with me.”

“Are you a bogey? Because you’re throwing me off my game.”

“I may not be a golf pro, but I’d love to be your personal trainer.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘tee-rrific’ dates?”

“I’d love to be your golf ball, so you can always keep me close.”

“Are you a flagstick? Because you’re standing tall and straight.”

“Can I be your 3-wood? Because I’d love to take a swing at you.”

“I may not be a scratch golfer, but I’d love to scratch your back.”

“Are you a birdie? Because you’re making my heart soar.”

“I’d love to be your golf club, so I can handle you properly.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘chip-and-giggle’?”

“I may not be a PGA champion, but I’d love to be your personal champion.”

“Are you a bunker? Because I’d love to get caught in you.”

“Can I be your putting green? Because I’d love for you to putt on me.”

“I’d love to be your golf ball, so you can keep me in your pocket.”

“Are you a hole-in-one? Because you’re making me feel like a winner.”

“I may not be a pro, but I’d love to give you a private lesson.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘chip-and-dip’?”

“I’d love to be your golf tee, so I can support you.”

“Are you a fairway? Because you’re looking straight and true.”

“Can I be your golf glove? Because I’d love to get a grip on you.”

“I may not be a golf prodigy, but I’d love to be your golf buddy.”

“Are you a golf ball? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

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“I’d love to be your golf club, so I can give you a good swing.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘putt-putt-kiss’?”

“I may not be a pro, but I’d love to be your personal swing coach.”

“Are you a pitching wedge? Because you’re making me feel a little chipped.”

“Can I be your golf umbrella? Because I’d love to cover you.”

“I’d love to be your golf ball, so you can tee me up.”

“Are you a par 3? Because you’re making me go long.”

“I may not be a golf pro, but I’d love to be your hole-in-one.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘drive-and-dine’?”

“Are you a golf glove? Because I’d love to get a grip on you.”

“I may not be a golf pro, but I’d love to be your personal caddie.”

“Are you a golf ball? Because you’re driving me wild.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘chip-and-putt-your-number’?”

“I may not be a golf prodigy, but I’d love to be your golfing partner.”

“Are you a golf course? Because I’d love to play a round with you.”

“Can I be your golf bag? Because I’d love to carry your load.”

“I may not be a golf pro, but I’d love to be your personal instructor.”

“Wanna play a round of ‘putt-putt-pucker’?”

“Are you a golf cart? Because I’d love to take you for a ride.”

“Can I be your golf club? Because I’d love to give you a good swing.”

“I may not be a golf prodigy, but I’d love to be your golfing buddy.”

“I’d love to be your golf bag, because I’d carry your load.”

How to choose the best golf-themed pickup lines?

Utilize golf terminology and equipment to incorporate references to common golf concepts like clubs, balls, tees, hazards, and golf course features. This helps create a sense of shared interest and understanding between you and the person you’re trying to impress.

  • Weave in romantic or flirtatious undertones to the golf-themed lines.
  • Maintain a lighthearted and humorous tone.
  • Tailor the lines to the person’s interests.
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Highlight your golfing skills to playfully acknowledge your golfing prowess, or lack thereof, as a way to bond over a shared interest.

Lines that poke fun at your golf skills, while also expressing interest, can be endearing.

Golf-themed pickup lines should be delivered with a sense of playfulness and charm. Avoid anything that comes across as overly aggressive or cheesy.

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