75+ Teacher Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Crush Now

Want sweet Teacher pick up lines to impress your beautiful teacher quickly? Get funny, smooth, best line effective new ideas for your Math or English teacher. If you want to get to date your professor, you’ll probably have to tell him or her straight out. Because of the fear of sexual harassment claims, they will probably be very reluctant to ask you.

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A teacher gives, a teacher shares, but most of all a teacher cares.

– Ritu Ghatourey

Do you know it is totally normal to like your teacher? It’s normal to have a crush on someone in high school. But most people won’t accept a romantic relationship between a minor and an adult. Student-teacher relationships were made illegal in the first place to protect students who weren’t old enough to handle such a relationship. Reasons why students fall in love with teachers:

  • Maturity (physically and emotionally)
  • Position of authority
  • Intelligence
  • Standing out from the crowd
  • Passionate about what they do
  • Good listeners
  • Awesome personality

Healthy, good crushes exist. Most professors avoid those who are attracted to them because of their grading power. If a Biology or History teacher pays you more attention than other students in the class, they like you as a student. Students may identify a role model who sparks an interest in studying and helps them explore love impulses.

Disclaimer: Your teacher can’t have a personal relationship with you. Because it’s wrong and against the law. Grownups generally don’t fall in love with who isn’t available. Go ahead cautiously to enjoy love without dealing with the responsibilities of a real relationship.

Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
  • Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through them. Teach on girl.
  • Bet I can pick you up.
  • Do you need help with that equation? I’d be happy to explain it to you.
  • Hey, wanna sign my yearbook with your big pen.
  • Ever hear of dodgeball?
  • I am gonna do anything to get an A.
  • Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging, and well-informed.
  • Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous
  • I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
  • Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
  • I can help you feel the burn
  • Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.
  • There’s more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One’s a piece of gym apparatus and one’s in my pants.
  • Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

Math Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
  • Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
  • I like fractions, do you want to do some with me? I am like a numerator because I like to be on top.
  • I’ll never forget the first time I saw you… I was standing behind you in line for the library and I thought, “Wow, she has a really nice butt!”
  • Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
  • Welcome to the nerdiest pickup line ever: Without you, my love life would be nonexistent.
  • Baby, you are like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
  • I’d like to be your math tutor for the night: add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
  • I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something… my jaw!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • What’s your favorite type of math? I’m partial to addition…

Cool Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Think you’re out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon.
  • Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
  • That’s not rope burn
  • What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
  • I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.
  • Wanna climb my rope?
  • I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.
  • Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
  • How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie?
  • I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
  • How about I drop and give you 5 and a half?
  • I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
  • Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.
  • If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!
  • Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
  • Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
  • .. I thought you were a student!
  • Hey, meet me around the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out.
  • Who wants to play dodgeball
  • How about I drop and give you 5 and a half?
  • Let’s do committee sometime!
  • Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
  • I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
  • Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
  • There’s more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One’s a piece of gym apparatus and one’s in my pants.
  • Think you’re out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon.
  • I bet I can pick you up.

English Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Are you an English teacher? Because you’re giving me some serious lessons in love right now.
  • If you need help with your English, just let me know – I’d be happy to tutor you. 10. If loving you was homework, I’d be the happiest student in school!
  • Are you an English teacher? Because you’re doing a great job of teaching me how to love grammar.
  • I wish you were my English teacher so I could get detention every day!
  • I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
  • If you need help with your English homework, just let me know.
  • You had me at “hello.”
  • Are you an English teacher? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
  • I’m trying to learn about punctuation. Can you teach me where to put the comma?
  • You’re so smart, you must be an English teacher!
  • Your eyes are as deep as an ocean of words.
  • I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you a thing or two.
  • If we were in a grammar class, I’d insist on sitting next to you.
  • I bet you’re good at English, considering how eloquent you are.
  • I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you the meaning of love.
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