75+ Funny Pick Up Lines To Begin A New Conversations

Want funny pick up lines to make your Crush smile and give you a green signal? Brighten up his or her day with Tinder special lines that won’t cost you bucks. Nor any extra time. Because smiling is contagious, you won’t make just one person smile today. Loving messages may appear trite, yet they win hearts.

A joke, praise, handwritten note, or gift can make someone happy. Telling someone you love them or sending a message might make them feel cared for. When everything else fails, smile. Smiles make people grin back. These 7 tips will help to keep your love smiling:

• Genuinely compliment them.
• Make them laugh with a few jokes.
• Encourage them with some words of wisdom.
• Thank you for your consideration.
• Offer words of encouragement.
• Mention that you’ve been thinking about them recently.
• If they live far away, tell them you miss them.

Love languages include these messages. Some people prefer words to physical activity as a love language. Your love spiritual message to one needn’t be difficult. Be concise. A lovely, passionate text will do. These charming messages will encourage you to write your own.

Funny Pick Up Lines

• Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
• Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
• You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​
• I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
• I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
• Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
• Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
• Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!
• Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
• You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
• I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
• Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
• You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

Funny Pick Up Lines For Tinder

• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
• Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
• You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
• I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
• Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
• Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
• Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Funny Pick Up Lines For Him

• Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
• Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
• Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
• You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
• Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
• I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
• Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
• If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
• You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

Funny Pick Up Lines For Her

• I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
• If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
• Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
• You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
• It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
• If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
• I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
• You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
• I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
• Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

7 Ways To Make Your Crush Smile

Positivity is like a stone in a tranquil lake. A little action will radiate kindness and happiness in all directions. Seeing someone smile is a gratifying and joyful experience. That helps them and you feel better.

a. Crack a terrible pun

Not everyone can do this. A joke or smart quip will suffice. Humor is a quick and easy technique to make someone grin.

Some may think you’re corny or cheesy, but they’re giggling within. Your boldness and willingness to be vulnerable will gain a grin, making others feel better.

b. Reach out to someone you miss

Any I miss you and hope you’re happy will hit them hard. Even dieters and athletes adore pizza and burritos, but not together. Even if they’re burned, the recipient will enjoy it.

People often say they haven’t talked to them in X years. The phone works both ways. How sad. If you want to see a close friend or relative, reach out. Contact first. Again, sincere gestures help.

c. Tell someone you’re proud of them

These words are extremely meaningful, but we only hear them from our parents or relatives. Telling a friend or partner you’re happy with them after they do something worthwhile is valid.

Try flicking the switch and praising your parents. You’ll understand that they’re genuine people, not simply superheroes.

d. Realize bumming out and encourage them

It’s hard to pull ourselves out of funks alone in a bad atmosphere. Friends have helped me when they saw I was down.

Not necessarily with pals. Easy to read. Bus passenger with head down? How hard to ask, “You okay?” We’re all terrified, anxious, and depressed. Our “mess” is shared. Kindness returns.

e. Send a handwritten letter

A pen pal made a nice argument regarding our culture. We often have six to 10 conversations occurring at once in our fast-paced lifestyles. Letter writing’s intimacy has been decreased by social media, email, texting, and Tinder. Vanished.

There aren’t many things more complimenting. The fact that you spent 15-20 minutes writing a message to one individual is like a hundred praises wrapped in love.

f. Give a genuine compliment

Sincere compliments are often misinterpreted as creepy come-ons. By how you say it, others will know if you admire a girl’s hair or a guy’s smile. This simple 15-second sentence can make someone’s week if you mean it.

g. Send your crush “just because” flowers

Random gifts and goodies are better when presented spontaneously. Random presents are the best, but all are appreciated.

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