Want to impress a diehard MCU fan using the best Marvel pick up lines? Cheesy collection of good, funny, dirty pickup line ideas you may never hear of are here. Marvel has become one of the best movie universes. Fans of Marvel can relate to the movies on an emotional level. Marvel studios scientifically encourage fans to care about superheroes.
Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it, it isn’t real.
– Loki
The audience loves superhero movies as they are mostly unrealistic. It encourages kids and teens to dream to protect the world with their bravery. The action-packed comic book movies are kind of fun to watch. Many filmmakers keep making movies because of their box office success. Money runs everything. The seven reasons Marvel Cinematic Universe can make blockbusters because of:
- Form of escapism.
- Psychologically wired to love who protect the weak.
- Superheroes are our reflection.
- Their fights quench our thirst.
- Reflection of social change.
- Rise of CGI.
- Money rules the world.
DC is better at giving depth to their characters. But Marvel takes more risks connecting characters from a different timelines. Even though both DC and Marvel comics are based in a made-up world, DC is more grounded in reality. Pull a debate purposefully for a deep conversation with your love to strengthen your relationship. No matter how well they earn, superhero movies make a massive size of fandom.
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Marvel Pick Up Lines
- I’ll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you’ll be Thor in the morning.
- Is that Mjolnir in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I brought Thor’s hammer. Wanna see if you’re worthy?
- I’d like to climb your Stark tower.
- If a spider’s bite can make you a spider-man, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
- This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?
- Seventy years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do. I’d like to start with you.
- Hey! I’m Spider-man! Wanna do it on the ceiling?
- You really caught my eye. (Nick Fury)
- Baby, are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.
- I was frozen in ice for decades. Wanna help me warm up?
- Hey, are you from the MCU? Coz you are Marvel-ous.
- Destiny calls; our date is inevitable.
- Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air?
- I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.
Best Marvel Pick Up Lines
- Make my “Spidey Sense” tingle, baby!
- Do they call you the Hulk? ‘Cause, you’re pretty incredible.
- Have you ever seen The Avengers? Well, I’d like to introduce you to Thor’s hammer.
- Call me Nick Fury, because I’ve got my eye on you.
- Girl, you deserve a throne in the shape of my face.
- I bet you could penetrate my S.H.I.E.L.D. with your scepter.
- I’m stretchy like my spandex onesie. Fantastic Four
- Girl, you deserve an Asgardian throne… in the shape of my face!
- Are you from Asgard? Because you’re out of this world.
- My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.
- Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.
- My metal suit isn’t the only reason they call me Iron Man.
- My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling. (Spiderman)
- They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.
- They don’t call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.
Funny Marvel Pick Up Lines
- Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.
- If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
- I’ll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir. You’ll be Thor in the morning.
- Call me Gwen Stacy because wow, I just fell so hard.
- I may succumb to your pelvic sorcery.
- 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you.
- When I saw you, I knew that God had truly blessed America
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I can wield Mjolnir, but am I worthy of you?
- Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!
- You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)
- When they made me a super-soldier, all of my muscles got bigger.
- Is that Mjolnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- You can call me MC… because all I need is U.
- I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.
Dirty Marvel Pick Up Lines
- Wanna know why they call me “Fantastic”?
- As it happens, the suit does come off.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- When I’m done with you, you’ll be singing God Bless Captain America
- I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.
- Loki May have wanted world domination. But I only wanna dominate you.
- Can I be the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark?
- Being Spiderman, I take the 69 to a whole new level.
- It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s me leaving your house the next morning!
- I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.
- Let’s go higher, further, faster, baby.
- I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.
- I’ll bet you’re a Beast in the bedroom.
- You must be a fly, ’cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.
- If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?
Good Marvel Pick Up Lines
- You’ve smashed your way into my heart.
- Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.
- Do you know how good it feels without a cape?
- You can get caught on my web any day.
- Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?
- You must be a fly, cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.
- Whadda, you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?
- Damn girl, are you, Stan Lee? (Cause I think you’re Marvelous
- Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral.
Cheesy Marvel Pick Up Lines
- I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident, so maybe just fuck me
- Are you the Hulk? Because baby, you’re smashing.
- I see you have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth. And you also have that shield.
- My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy. (Oof!)
- Hey Spidey, keep it up. You’re going to make my web.
- You haven’t turned me down yet, so just like Ant-Man…. I’ve got hope.
- Wanna Hulk smash?
- You’ve smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk).
- My Spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling.
- I’d like to see your one-eyed fury.
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